i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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