I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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