Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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