y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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