I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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