I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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