Sponge bath it is.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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