I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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