Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So vagazzling was a success
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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