Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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