Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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