i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We named our party play list daddy issues
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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