Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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