Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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