It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
he just fucked me for my cheese.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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