We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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