I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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