Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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