Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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