Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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