he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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