he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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