I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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