Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Is it because I queefed?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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