So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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