so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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