is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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