Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
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i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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