im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
ttyl tear gas
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
