So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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