im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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