Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
As shirtless as possible
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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