I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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