Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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