he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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