Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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