do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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