We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I didn't notice because vodka
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
