Me. At least after what I've been through.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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