i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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