I'd wear matching sweaters with you
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You can't just leave with hair like that
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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