no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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