haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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