So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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