How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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