if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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