You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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