Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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