I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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