1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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