I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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