dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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