I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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