my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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