he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize