I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Randomize