there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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