Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Randomize
